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Hello! My name is Elena and I pretty much blog whatever random crap I can find on this wonderful website. Have fun exploring!👍


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hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

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evilregal1203:

Eve is having none of your shit. 

(Source: raawrme, via onlylolgifs)

laughawayeternity:

k1mkardashian:

selena gomez watching justin bieber’s career

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I love watching this post come back every time he fucks up

(via sniffing)

horror movie opening scene

white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:babe what that??
white boy:i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:zack!!!
white boy:ha ha just kidding!
white girl:asshole!
white boy:im just playin babe
white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

mirror:

When you realise someone you’ve known for a really long time is also a tumblr user

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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